You can wake your dreams into reality.

It’s just a matter of getting into alignment with them. 

Getting into alignment doesn't have to be so mysterious, either.

Alignment is when your energy (aka your beliefs, thoughts, feelings, and actions) matches your intention. 

If you’re having trouble getting into alignment or you feel stuck, it just means that you have patterns of belief, thinking, feeling, and acting that are on loop mode in your energy. Those loops are “blocking” your alignment. 

So, the first step to getting into alignment is always illuminating the patterns that are “stuck” in your energy, with deep compassion, and then healing the blocks at the energetic level. 

Between the demands of everyday life and that asshole that lives inside your head, it isn’t always easy to see what your blocks are, let alone see them with compassion and grace. 

In fact, if you’re anything like the folx I work with each day, you probably do the opposite of compassion and grace. 

You blame yourself, assume that “the block” is really just some sort of personal flaw, or that something is really wrong with you.  

You might even start to think that you aren’t worthy of anything more than the status quo. 

Or you worry that the things you REALLY want in life like…

a fulfilling career…
deep and soul-satisfying relationships…
the confidence to share your gifts with the world…

just aren’t meant to be for you. 

Or, when shit really gets bad, you wonder if the Universe is just playing sort of sick twisted joke on you. 

But, I promise you, with every fiber of my being, it isn’t any of that. 

In fact, the blocks you’re coming up against aren’t personal at all. They aren’t about willpower, worthiness, or any of that other garage you tell yourself.

When you hit old patterns and blocks on your path, it means you’ve sparked the fires of your inner Alchemist.

Whatever awakens you to your alchemist is the elixir you need.

Iva Kenaz

Yes, that’s right. 

Nothing has gone wrong. 

In fact, the shit hitting the fan is a “good” sign. 

It’s means you’ve hit the first phase of Spiritual Alchemy, the process of transforming your metaphorical lead into 24K gold. 

Then is when you throw your metaphorical lead into the fire and burn it until it turns to ash.

The fire is holy illuminating and shows you the way. It’s an invitation to look at your situation with fresh – compassionate and non-judgmental – eyes so that you can truly see the energetic roots of your situation.

It is an invitation to get to the heart of the matter so that you can move forward with clarity, ease, and grace. 

If you try to skip this essential part of the natural alchemical process, you literally cannot move forward in any sort of significant way. You’ll feel like you’re stuck in mud, spinning your wheels.

And if that “stuck” cycle repeats long enough, it will start to feel like it’s “your fault.” 

And, that, my friend, never works out. 

But, if you let the fire burn and do it’s thing, it will totally guide your way.  In fact…

When you heal the heart of the matter, transformation is not only possible, it's inevitable.

Introducing the Heart of the Matter Intensive

The Heart of the Matter Intensive is for folx who have a dream, goal, or intention that they want to bring to fruition but can’t seem to move beyond blocks like unhealthy emotional patterns, bad habits, and/or self-sabotage and who are looking to heal the energetic root cause of those blocks. 

In this Intensive, you’ll go from frustrated (with yourself or with your circumstances), confused, and stuck to clear, focused, and confident. You’ll also:

By the end of this session, I can’t promise that you’ll be at your ultimate destination (there are just too many factors for me to be able to honestly promise that!) But, what I can promise is that you will FEEL a shit ton better and will be well on your way to waking your dreams into reality.  

Who I Am + Why This Work Matters to Me...

I’m Christie Inge. I’ve been called the love-child of Pema Chodron, Olivia Pope, and Samantha Jones. And, I gotta say, that’s pretty spot on because I’m one part old soul, one part make shit happen, and one part sass.

As a Master Alchemist, I take the mystery out of getting into alignment with your deepest desires and heartfelt dreams.

My special alchemists’ goggles help me see the true root cause of the blocks, obstacles, and bad habits that prevent you from making your intentions real, which is always step one in getting out of your own way!  

I’m passionate about this work because I know, first hand, what it’s like to feel stuck, unable to move forward, and wondering what the hell is wrong with me. It’s a pretty sucktastic place to be.

When I realized that all of those feelings were signs of my Inner Alchemist, instead of stop signs from the Universe, I knew that I must spread this work far and wide.

I can’t keep it to myself when I know that there are so many folks out there blaming themselves, trapped on a hamster wheel, and not able to move forward.

I want to live in a world where every being on the planet knows their Divine power to create their dreams and this work is my contribution to that vision.

So, if you resonate with what I’ve shared with you here, you’re in the right place because I will be able to help you move forward. 

I’m ready when you are. 


This energy reading + coaching package includes...

In the first session, we’ll anchor in your intention, get to the heart of the matter on the blocks you’re facing, and I’ll tell you exactly what you need to do to move forward.

These recommendations won’t be airy fairy shit like clear your chakras or meditate on mountaintops. It isn’t that that stuff isn’t useful in the right context but, let’s be real, if that stuff was going to work for you, it already would have. 

So, even though you love you some woo (me too!) what you need is the down to earth shit that actually moves the energy forward. And that is my jam. You can think of me and the work I do as bridging the gap between the sky and the earth. 

You’ll walk away from this session with concrete homework to start doing immediately.

In the second session, we’ll check in to see how it went and clear any lingering bits so that you feel confident in continuing to move forward. 

This package is not a sales pitch. It is whole and complete as it is. 

BUT, it IS a required step for working with me on an even deeper level. So, if that is something you’re interested in, let me know in the second session and we’ll talk details. 

You can make your dreams come true.
I'll help you make it happen.

Let's Make Magic

The Heart of the Matter is $555.

Frequently Asked Questions

Once you make your payment, you’ll immediately receive a receipt email and an email with your next steps. 

Inside the next steps email, you will find step-by-step instructions for getting started.

Once you buy, you’ll get an email from me with your next steps. Inside that email, you will find a form to fill out. 

You will fill this form out openly and honestly. The more open you are, the more I’ll be able to “see.”

When I read “the energy” your response, I’ll “just know” what’s up. In particular, I am clairsentient, claircognizent, and clairaudient which means that my intuition comes through feelings, sounds, words, and gut instincts. 

Sometimes, if you are feeling especially nervous or resistant, it will “come through” as a wall and we’ll need to ease your nervousness before I can “see” what is going on. 

In this case, I’ll let you know and we’ll have a deeper conversation by email. 

Then, in our first session, we’ll talk about what I saw and take it to the next level of awareness. 

No. I do not offer refunds. 

Email me at and I’ll be happy to answer any questions you have. And no worries, I truly value the intimacy and intensity of the work, which means that I have no interest in selling you something you won’t benefit from. 

Let's Make Magic

The Heart of the Matter is $555.