I'm Christie Inge.

I’m a foul-mouthed Fairy Godmother for creative rebels who are committed to making a difference in the world by being themselves

It's time for you to become the next creative version of yourself.

You know it. I know it. It’s time to stop fucking around. 


You're going to need someone on your side who will:

✪ read you like a book (no more hiding from yourself!)

✪ make your purpose, your gifts, and your inner guidance system clear AF

✪ hold loving space for all of your big and intense energy

✪ get you out of your head and into your body and intuition

✪ show you how to collect and channel your energy with integrity

✪ hold your vision with unwavering clarity

✪ patiently remind you of who the fuck you really are

✪ pick you up and turn you around when you’ve lost your way

✪ guide you through the sticky parts of decision making and action taking

✪ practice radical honesty and vulnerability (because that shit is magic)

✪ connect the dots on “why” things are the way they are and how to move beyond patterns

✪ support you in making sense of intense emotions, chaos, and confusion

✪ shake you when you need to be shaken and hold you when you need to be held

and, most importantly, love you to pieces, even when you think you’re the worst. 

That someone you're calling in is...Me.

Here is what Leah, an Artist and Master Coach, said about working with me.

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If you are committed to living a fulfilling, thriving, soulful life, Christie is a powerful guide and ally to have at your side. Her long term work is life changing and she can also shift energy with a single sentence or even text. This is true release from suffering and returning to love in a difficult moment(s), and it also allows you to return to living life with your heart more open and ready to create, give, and receive. I cannot say enough about how remarkable she is. Work with her.

Leah Badertscher​

Artist + Master Coach

Are you ready to feel more seen, heard, and supported in your creative expression than you ever have?

Awesome. I cannot wait to be that space for you. 

We will work together for six months and the financial investment will be $5,555. 

In our time together, I will masterfully guide you through:

✪ exploring and integrating your WonderFull Purpose Map*. The map gives you crystalline clarity, language, and practical tools for for living in integrity. It shows you, with utmost precision, the way to make the best use of your energy, how to make decisions that are right for you, your life and spiritual purpose, and your core gifts.  The WonderFull Purpose Map is pure magic. 

✪ exploring your shadow and practicing radical self acceptance 

✪ trusting your inner guidance system and intuition

✪ dissolving creative blocks and letting go of the past

✪ contributing your unique gifts to the world from a place of overflow, generosity, and abundance (instead of proving, earning, and lack)

✪ processing emotions and expanding your emotional capacity to RECEIVE

✪ building unshakeable self worth and the courage it takes to BE yourself

✪ healing your relationship with that thing that some call God  

*I use Human Design for this because it is the most amazing shortcut for understanding who you are and what you are here to contribute to the world. If you are already familiar with Human Design and you find it both compelling and confusing AF, I’ll make sense of if for you in a radically empowering and practical way. If you are not familiar with Human Design, no worries, I’ll be sure that you’re up to speed before we dive in. 

Let's start with a pressure free conversation.

I cannot wait to connect with you and explore partnering together for your next Creative iteration. To start, fill out this short form to tell me more about yourself and what you are looking for.

 If I believe that I can help you, I’ll email you with instructions for a complimentary and 100% pressure free conversation on Voxer. 

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